It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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