so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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