sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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