Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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