Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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