I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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