My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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