I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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