Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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