my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
She needs sedatives and a leash
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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