butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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