I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
