if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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