CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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