I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
