tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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