You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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