so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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