My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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