well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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