what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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