I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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