Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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