she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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