Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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