oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
