I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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