i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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