new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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