Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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