Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i now understand why vodka
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