Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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