we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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