She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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