8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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