I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
