question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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