You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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