tell your sister to shave her snatch
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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