What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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