i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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