what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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