I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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