bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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