I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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