We won't sleep together?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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