The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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