my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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