So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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