There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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