did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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